Carla

Never trust a woman or your local council, they always fuck things up. Today, my local council decided to dig up the road outside my fucking office. My morning appointment couldn't find the place due the tarmacadam chaos. Twats. Lucky enough my 2pm appointment finds the office and is bang on time. Marvellous. Boy am I glad Carla found her way to my dirty little couch, wow, she is absolutely stunning. She is petite, blonde, tanned, toned and has a perfect peachy little bum. Oh, and she's from the Czech Republic too... Apparently she's over here meeting some friends and wanted to pick up some quick cash as she is in the porn trade in Prague. Well love, I may be selling goods, sampling goods but I'm certainly not paying for them. Anyway, after the usual tit tat I get her to strip off, where she revealed a perfectly toned body that I couldn't wait to get my dirty little mitts into. Whilst I'm getting her to self masturbate I start to move in like a tiger stalking its prey, when all of a sudden she slaps my hand off her arse. Whoah, whoah, whoah. So I say to her,